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well, i'll be bored. too bad i can't find the pseudo philly stuff from the morpheus AI in deus ex.

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"As long as Robin exists, evil will never prosper! Here I come!" - Strange Hero Robin, Romancing Saga 3.
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"The record industry doesn't have a f---ing clue how to make money... Every little college kid, every freshly-scrubbed little kid's face should have been sued off the face of the earth. They should have taken their houses and cars and nipped it right there in the beginning. Those kids are putting 100,000 to a million people out of work. How can you pick on them? They've got freckles. That's a crook. He may as well be wearing a bandit's mask."
- Gene Simmons of Kiss talking to Billboard, Nov 14, 2007. His next project is a book, Ladies Of The Night, about prostitution. Make this man a $ingaporean. Then cut off his balls.
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Manny Calavera:
You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun

Manny Calavera:
I bet Hector pauses here every day, and thinks to himself, "Boy, I wish I could see past my gut and enjoy my expensive monogrammed floor."

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Marian: "You're a strange man."
Robin: "Strange? Because I can feel for beaten, helpless people?"
Marian: "No. You're strange because you want to do something about it."

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Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.

Bob Page: Soon, I will become pure energy. I will burn like the brightest star.
JC Denton: You're gonna burn, all right.

Morpheus: The unplanned organism is a question asked by nature and answered by death. You are a different kind of question, with a different kind of answer.

JC Denton: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

UNATCO troop 1: Don't you know what a philanthropist is?
UNATCO troop 2: Yeah, like Nietzche.
UNATCO troop 1: No, a philanthropist. Giving to charity.
UNATCO troop 2: Oh.

JC Denton: Do you think I made the right decision to rescue Savage's daughter?
Sam Carter: Absolutely. Never negotiate with a terrorist.
JC Denton: Tiffany could lose her life.
Sam Carter: *Never* negotiate. You'll just encourage more acts of terror.

ANNA NAVARRE
Are you sure you pressed the right button?
GUNTHER HERMANN
I do not make mistakes of that kind.
ANNA NAVARRE
Your hand might have slipped.
GUNTHER HERMANN
No. I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.
ANNA NAVARRE
The machine would not make a mistake...
GUNTHER HERMANN
It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange.
ANNA NAVARRE
So you think the staff has some kind of plot...
GUNTHER HERMANN
Yes. They do it on purpose.

GHermann (UNATCO.15431.76513) wrote:
>Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head.
>Yesterday in Batery Park, some scum we all
>know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and
>draws. I take 2 .22's, 1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor
>I can get out that dam asalt gun.
>If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter. Is
>it my job to be a human target-practis
>backstop?
>Gunther Hermann

Gunther Hermann: Again they ignore me. Again they think they have a better punishment for a traitor than a shotgun to the head.

Gunther Hermann: (to JC Denton) You are a small, prowling mouse... and dumb like a mouse! You keep coming, like you forget about Agent Navarre. I remember Agent Navarre. I remember for everyone.

JC Denton: I know your UNATCO killphrase: Laputan machine.
Gunther Hermann: I am not a mach...
JC Denton: Sticks and stones.
(Hermann explodes)

Bob Page: (Last Words) I gave you life! I...
(Page explodes)

"can i has cheezebuger now?" - lolcat.